Sansa: And my mother?
Tyrion: She died of pneumonia while, oh, you were away!
Sansa: My brothers?
Tyrion: They were all killed by the plague.
Sansa: My dog, Pongo?
Tyrion: Run over by a carriage.
Sansa: My goldfish, Goldie?
Tyrion: Eaten by the cat.
Sansa: …..My cat?
Tyrion: Choked on the goldfish.

justfiveminutesmore:

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


thebladebanes:

winstonplaysdrumsatsoundcheck:


Jareth x The Iron ThroneYou remind him of the babe, and there is no way this could end badly.

YOU GUYS. SOMEONE DID THE THING. 

Sexy

thebladebanes:

winstonplaysdrumsatsoundcheck:

Jareth x The Iron Throne
You remind him of the babe, and there is no way this could end badly.

YOU GUYS. SOMEONE DID THE THING

Sexy

(via lindsayetumbls)


Never mind me!


corpsepaintprincess:

pet my hair, kiss my lips, tell me that capitalism will end soon

(via cinnamondgrahams)


bidonica:

sorry I had to

(via sarcasmismymothertongue)


nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]

(via wilwheaton)



bluhamuhr:

look at this baby on his specially made baby horse

bluhamuhr:

look at this baby on his specially made baby horse

(via mydrunkkitchen)


martininamerica:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

martininamerica:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

(via craneonthebrain)